I Can Count to Apple.

gancena:

saber698:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

That would actually make some fucking sense woah

Oh?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

OH MY GOD

1 week ago with 147,670 notes

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303005

Tagged: #lolol #*dies*

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consultingteadrinker:

realactualjesus:

superwholockist:

jamesmariarty:

heinouskurloz:

narome:

fantastic-tardis:

mcbirdy:

castlefreak005:

becketts-bitchface:

scarvesnbowties:

221bbakerstreetissherlocked:

what why is this legit. people tell me.

This is great! I can’t!

I got worried
then I realized

I literally had a mini panic attack, but then I figured it out.

Oh..

I don’t get it.

i feel sorry for those who dont get this im sorry but youve gotta be REALLY dense to not see this

at first i was like “omg why?”
and then i realised.

I had to read that like 5 times to get it

IM CRYING WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID I WANT TO STAB MYSELF

HEEE HEEE HEEE

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i-am-dovahkiin:

rOB WENT AFK AND HIS DOG STARTED EATING HIS CEREAL

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diary0fawimpykid:

So I went into my seven year old sister’s room to look at her doll house because she ran downstairs screaming “I MADE YOU IN IN DOLL FORM” and I’m actually not disappointed at all.

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thatwascounterproductive:

warpedlamp:

#IT’S A POOL TABLE

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD OMG JUST WAHT

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fivedayslater:

So in high school for health class one time they were teaching us how to say no to sex without offending your partner. They decided the best way to teach this was to split us up into pairs and have us make skits where one partner (whether it was the boy or the girl was assigned) propositioned the other for sex and the other had to refuse them. In true HS dramu action, I, being the shy asexual band nerd, got paired up with the hot football quarterback captain studmuffin jock, and, just to make it better, the girl was to proposition the boy.

Both of us looked at the scenario and went “this is completely ridiculous and we’re not getting a grade on it this is now a comedy sketch” and turned the whole thing into a soap opera where he was gay, I was pregnant, and we were both sleeping with mailman.

The teacher did not approve.

7 months ago with 1,744 notes

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mass-destruction:

fortune-arcana:

black-rose-green-sun:

dont-bore-me-to-death:

friskysecret:

yonkobe:

transinboots:

transstingray:

sorenhateseverything:

tsulamon:

attackofthemoocows:

epochayur:

this game is bullshit, you have to go through a tutorial until level 18, and your stats start to go down after level 30 not to mention the romance mini-game is hard as fuck

THIS.

sadly the PVP is a lie. You get a debuff called jail

it also fails to mention that once you hit level 18 it actually does have a monthly fee and it’s really fucking steep. but at that point everyone’s too invested to quit playing so ugh yeah

I don’t even get to choose anything about the initial details of my character.
>_>

Pff the graphics really suck, I needed to get a third party program just to make everything focus.

If the character they give you isn’t the right gender, the patch is expensive as hell and takes forever to install

I thought I was really good at this game, but there are millions of people better at it than I am. ::::/

I died ONCE and they closed my fucking account what the hell

seriously it’s all just level grinding why would anyone find this fun

Why is picking a class so difficult?? There are so many prerequisites and conditions omfg

The economy in this game is shit, you have to live off a small allowance until level 18, then you have to live off even less money for another 4 levels, even 6-10 levels! Then you have to grind every day to make any kind of money whatsoever.
All the good paying classes are hard as fuck, who even thinks of these? Surgeon? Lawyer? What the fuck are these?

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usefulavocado:

grellexi:

oh-my-peeta:

tucanperu:

The first page of J.K. Rowling’s new book. Got a good kick out of this.

what is this
IS THIS TROLLING
ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME

fdsajhkgfduksgnoi WHERE IS THE FUCKING SOURCEJL GLDIUSKJNFIUDSKJBNFIUDLKSNF THIS IS BEAUTIFUL THIS IS LIKE EVERY SINGLE FANGIRL TRYING TO WRITE FANFICS EVER

This though.

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person: he can't die he's the main character!
sherlock fandom:
supernatural fandom:
torchwood fandom:
doctor who fandom:
game of thrones fandom:
avengers fandom:
harry potter fandom:
transformers fandom:
tumblr: well you must be new
homestuck fandom:
homestuck fandom:
homestuck fandom:
homestuck fandom: wait so he's only dying once or

7 months ago with 106,844 notes

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To those who ship Cronus and Kankri

natural-killer-cyborg:

smallworldofbigal:

If you haven’t come up with a nifty Shipping Name yet for these two

Don’t worry, I have the solution for you!

BEHOLD

CAN’T BREATHE, LAUGHING FIT ON FLOOR SEND HELP

7 months ago with 3,304 notes

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moniquill:

asphyxiotrismo:

shaquilleoneil:

charcoalfeathers:

iamohjay:

what

irl glitch

ugh the clipping issues in life are ridiculous. i hope they fix it in the next patch.

Real Life has so many bugs and glitches. Patch dat shit.

Guys, it’s a well known fact that certain kinds of tool sheds reproduce by mitosis. Here we see a shed in an advanced state of cytokinesis (note the very pronounced cleavage furrow). The amount of time this takes depends, of course, on the kind of shed and its size, as well as environmental conditions. I’m not really an expert, but just eyeballing this scenario I think they became two independent sheds sometime before sundown after this picture was taken.

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ironicorgasm:

btrgotthatonething:

doctorkane:

In the dry lakebed of Racetrack, Death Valley stones as big as 700 pounds mysteriously slide across the surface of the earth without any notable external forces acting upon them. While some researchers believe a combination of natural events, such as wind and ice, cause these stones to “sail”, others question this theory pointing out that the stones don’t follow a predictable path and change directions abruptly.

THE PIONEERS USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES

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chatvert:

madredhattie:

neonhuegoggles:

formaldejekyll:

jollyjoseph:

iamtonysexual:

primsore:

And now we have come full circle.

Everyone, get some fucking sleep. Now.

is that comic sans young lady

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Just a simple PSA

kankripeixes:

cant-ride-a-quesadilla:

Cannon = thing that goes boom

Canon = an event that occurs within a published story

they both destroy ships tho

8 months ago with 52,197 notes

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