Also, I have an art blog and am willing to draw your pets (and other things) for pay. I also have a store!
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if there’s ever a bug type eeveelution and it isn’t called scorpeon i’m going to be so pissed
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
That would actually make some fucking sense woah
OH MY GOD
So in high school for health class one time they were teaching us how to say no to sex without offending your partner. They decided the best way to teach this was to split us up into pairs and have us make skits where one partner (whether it was the boy or the girl was assigned) propositioned the other for sex and the other had to refuse them. In true HS dramu action, I, being the shy asexual band nerd, got paired up with the hot football quarterback captain studmuffin jock, and, just to make it better, the girl was to proposition the boy.
Both of us looked at the scenario and went “this is completely ridiculous and we’re not getting a grade on it this is now a comedy sketch” and turned the whole thing into a soap opera where he was gay, I was pregnant, and we were both sleeping with mailman.
The teacher did not approve.