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bookofholsety:

wait i just realised

robin and lucina start battles in ssb4 by being warped in, like marth and ike do, but fe13 doesn’t have warp staves, just rescue staves

so unlike marth and ike they have to have someone constantly lurking in the background of the stages who brings the two in in the first place

could it be there’s been a hidden new challenger all along who’s the most important of them all

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1 day ago with 1,885 notes

“But baby it’s cold outside…”

No one, to Canas and his wife. (via incorrectfequotes)

FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU

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3 days ago with 9 notes

bisexualzuko:

lennyisajew:

today at work I saw a dude with a Hebrew tattoo and I asked, “Oh are you Jewish” and he said no

and then I actually read the tattoo and it said “schmuck.”

And I ask him, “Oh…what does that mean?”

And he said, “Jewel.”

WELL HE’S NOT WRONG.

That is a gem of a goy story.

4 days ago with 1,847 notes

Tagged: #lolol

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

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stunningpicture:

Ladies and gentlemen, the best generic brand ever.

stunningpicture:

Ladies and gentlemen, the best generic brand ever.

Tagged: #lolol

steveholtvstheuniverse:

the lesbian agenda has infiltrated smash bros

  • Aragorn cosplayer: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
  • (Legolas cosplayer scouts around the area)
  • Legolas cosplayer: Nerds.

1 week ago with 41,961 notes

speak-mellon:

peridotpirate:

Some of the very best subtitles

I needed this post

Tagged: #lolol

Tagged: #lolol

tooraloora:

rrrick:

astrodidact:

Three years ago, researchers fired whisky to the International Space Station as part of an experiment to see how the conditions in space change flavours. Next month, the whisky will return to Earth.

Scotland’s contribution to space research. Good job.

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Tagged: #lolol #gifs

iguanamouth:

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1 week ago with 79,150 notes

Tagged: #lolol #art

"I work for Reuters. I’m a journalist in the media business.

Back in 2008, I sat in a conference and reviewed some proposals to integrate news sources focused on electronic gaming into our RSS service as niche content providers.

We considered IGN, Gamespot, and a few other syndicated online info feeds.

Now, in order to white label a source as affiliated with Reuters, you need to run through a checklist of ~100 items that are necessary for journalistic integrity. The source and its organization has to score at least a 60 out of 100 for it to be considered fair and unbiased.

These tests are carried out by senior journalists, editors, and investigators.

NONE of the gaming publications scored higher than a 15. For reference, the National Enquirer scored a 38 and the MSNBC blogosphere scored 44.

Some failures included:
- Economic ties with publishers
- Acceptance of favors
- 0% of staff held journalism degree
- Very small percentage worked in other major publications
- No real editing process
- No accountability

tl;dr: Gaming “journalism” is a joke and the laughingstock of reporting media. Continue to read these publications if you want, but assume that everything you read is biased or an outright lie.”

Gaming news is officially worse than supermarket tabloids folks. Let that sink in for a while. These people are are several steps below “IS BRAD PITT CHEATING ON ANGELINA???” (via bonglorio)

1 week ago with 5,766 notes

tealnet:

tealnet:

i write memes not tragedies

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2 weeks ago with 33,891 notes

Tagged: #lolol

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

2 weeks ago with 390,405 notes

Tagged: #lolol