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stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK


YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

1 week ago with 117,287 notes

Tagged: #lolol

delcat:

ohhaiguise:

sherlockedcrookshanksinabox:

dial0fortheoperator:

sebaostion:

HCOONa Matata

¡¡Olé, olé y mil veces olé!!

"Eye of Sauron"
ALEX NO

ALEX NO YOU FUCKED UP

"e) Giraffes are heartless creatures."

Teach is gettin’ real tired of yr shit Alex

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ask-zelda-hime:

I’m not fully convinced you are the best person to take advice from.

[Ask-Vaati]

herroharrypotter:

i feel like this summarises modern art

Tagged: #lolol

davusignavus:

rudimentree:

davusignavus:

i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

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“now all of china knows you’re queer”

please deliver this reply to your mother:

image“perfect”
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she laughed so hard i think she exploded

1 month ago with 165,714 notes

Tagged: #art #lolol #mulan

are you gay or straight?

@Anonymous

beyondthebinary:

image

1 month ago with 10,920 notes

Tagged: #lolol

toss-my-salad-tonight:

p5stuck:

Backstory: The original anime was literally so awful, the dubbing team were told to just go nuts and do whatever they like.

This is the result.

I love this anime so fucking much.

Tagged: #anime #lolol

vincent-van-ghost:

damn boy are you the terms and conditions because i don’t give a fuck what you have to say

2 months ago with 191,303 notes

Tagged: #lolol

fuckingconversations:

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

This is my favourite post on tumblr

Hey people, the fruit seeds would be the fetus. The part you eat on an apple is the ovary’s engorged walls. You’re eating the tree’s placenta.

Tagged: #*dies* #lolol

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

Tagged: #lolol

flowersonlyagil:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

I love how the last one is just WHAT.

Tagged: #lolol

coelasquid:

kaname-madoka:

what to look for in a boy

  • 5 perfect IVs
  • Perfect nature
  • PokeRus
  • Shiny 
  • Dream World Ability 

unreasonably high standards, much?

3 months ago with 19,601 notes

Tagged: #L O L #lolol

thegirlwhoglows:

perksofahunter:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

my heart is soaring because that comment could not have been better

Tagged: #lolol

delikizzz:

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Tagged: #lolol

vvocky:

if there’s ever a bug type eeveelution and it isn’t called scorpeon i’m going to be so pissed

9 months ago with 226 notes

Tagged: #pokemon #lolol