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"isn’t it amazing what modders can come up with?? when a community comes together they can create wonderful things that make a game even better!!"
I hate this post because it implies that this mod DOESN’T make the game any better. And that’s untrue
they don’t call em sweet cheeks for nothing
I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”
I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS
geoffrey vs. percival at being losers
Perceval is a bigger loser.
Like, Geoffrey is much worse at looking cool because he’s always so highstrung and stuff, but at least he owns up to it. Perceval’s like “I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM KNIGHT GENERAL OF ETRURIA AND AN INSULT TO ME IS AN INSULT TO MY PRINCE, WHICH I WILL NOT TOLERATE”.
Meanwhile Geoffrey’s just like “yes I’m a huge nerd please step on me Queen Elincia.” Which is dorky, but not as dorky as Perceval’s severe stick-in-ass syndrome.
reblogging because loser knights but also you’ve reminded me that wasn’t there a support where someone was like ‘omg nobody knows how to cook for you because you just :| at everything’ and perceval’s like ‘?????? …I am just a walking :|…..’
whereas Geoffrey’s just like MUST GET OUT THE NICE TABLEWARE
but yes Perceval’s more likely to not acknowledge the loser. loser.
That’s his Klein support, yeah! What a turbonerd. (Geoffrey is just a more honest turbonerd. Perceval is like that text post about Edgeworth with the Steel Samurai cards falling out of his pockets.)
that is a beautiful comparison
(Geoffrey’s version is like. let me show you this Steel Samurai card that my queen once gifted me with. it is limited edition and I keep it on my mantel so it cannot get bent.)
Anime is corrupting our youth, these children need to make Jesus their senpai
today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer
what does heterosexual creamer even mean
no homogenized milk
Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?
um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it
"Damn, these are some dry-ass sandwiches."
-Warrior/Pirate in response to his crit-botched perception check in a library.