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here’s my pitch for a silent hill game: a silent hill game developer who is obsessed with putting pyramid head in every silent hill game is sent to silent hill and the horror comes from his existential dread over pyramid head not appearing at all anywhere. sometimes he comes across evidence that pyramid head visited a room recently but he can never find him

2 days ago with 3,133 notes

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miljathefailcat:

Bruh. Brah.

miljathefailcat:

Bruh. Brah.

Tagged: #lolol

moewave:

christaofficial:

combatskirt:

"isn’t it amazing what modders can come up with?? when a community comes together they can create wonderful things that make a game even better!!"

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I hate this post because it implies that this mod DOESN’T make the game any better. And that’s untrue

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they don’t call em sweet cheeks for nothing

2 days ago with 23,084 notes

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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6 days ago with 240,645 notes

Tagged: #animals #lolol

geoffrey vs. percival at being losers

@oresorenvillage

tateyuri:

levail:

tateyuri:

levail:

Perceval is a bigger loser. 

Like, Geoffrey is much worse at looking cool because he’s always so highstrung and stuff, but at least he owns up to it. Perceval’s like “I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM KNIGHT GENERAL OF ETRURIA AND AN INSULT TO ME IS AN INSULT TO MY PRINCE, WHICH I WILL NOT TOLERATE”. 

Meanwhile Geoffrey’s just like “yes I’m a huge nerd please step on me Queen Elincia.” Which is dorky, but not as dorky as Perceval’s severe stick-in-ass syndrome. 

reblogging because loser knights but also you’ve reminded me that wasn’t there a support where someone was like ‘omg nobody knows how to cook for you because you just :| at everything’ and perceval’s like ‘?????? …I am just a walking :|…..’

whereas Geoffrey’s just like MUST GET OUT THE NICE TABLEWARE

but yes Perceval’s more likely to not acknowledge the loser.  loser.

That’s his Klein support, yeah! What a turbonerd. (Geoffrey is just a more honest turbonerd. Perceval is like that text post about Edgeworth with the Steel Samurai cards falling out of his pockets.)

that is a beautiful comparison

(Geoffrey’s version is like.  let me show you this Steel Samurai card that my queen once gifted me with.  it is limited edition and I keep it on my mantel so it cannot get bent.)

6 days ago with 19 notes

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artbycgunn:

A (somewhat belated) birthday present for my friend: Alvis from Fire Emblem.
Alvis is her favourite. All I know about Alvis is that he is a villain and sets people on fire, but based on that information he would probably be my favourite too.

artbycgunn:

A (somewhat belated) birthday present for my friend: Alvis from Fire Emblem.

Alvis is her favourite. All I know about Alvis is that he is a villain and sets people on fire, but based on that information he would probably be my favourite too.

danieljlayton:

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

The ending is worth clicking for.

Tagged: #lolol

brightfeathersartz:

sinistersean:

Anime is corrupting our youth, these children need to make Jesus their senpai

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1 week ago with 67,885 notes

wkdart:

my-name-is-long:

pricklybangbang:

today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer

what does heterosexual creamer even mean

no homogenized milk

1 week ago with 73,513 notes

Tagged: #lolol

textsfromgayswimmers:

its amazing what the human body is capable of in times of desperate need

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fuckyeahdurrsuits:

Kiba is fine, but….

fuckyeahdurrsuits:

Kiba is fine, but….

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

1 week ago with 88,998 notes

Tagged: #lolol

Pirate’s epic crit-botch line.

outofcontextdnd:

"Damn, these are some dry-ass sandwiches."

-Warrior/Pirate in response to his crit-botched perception check in a library.

1 week ago with 964 notes

Office Safari by Mike & Ben

Tagged: #animals #lolol