I Can Count to Apple.

dogkeepers:

winklebros:

olmine:

dogkeepers:

ぼくのぴこ

daisuki

i love you.

i’m crying omg

just

fuck

daisuki actually means ‘i like you a lot’ not ‘i love you’

i love you is aishiteru 愛してる

get yourselves educated before you tattoo it on your arms n shit

IM LAUGHING SO HARD YOU DO KNOW IT SAYS “BOKU NO PICO” RIGHT

8 months ago with 3,561 notes

Tagged: #BAHAHAHAHAAAAA

uglyelf:

g0norrhea:

is it christmas yet

this website will help you

9 months ago with 2,944 notes

Tagged: #BAHAHAHAHAAAAA #LITERALLY LOLED

Cousin: You're all invited to the Wedding!
Aunt: Who's getting married then?
Cousin: *playing with dolls* Harry, and Jack.
Aunt: Haha, they can't get married, dear.
Cousin: Why not?
Aunt: Because 2 men can't marry, it's wrong.
Cousin: Says who?!
Aunt: Says God!
Cousin: We'll I'm going to worship Satan...

9 months ago with 56,115 notes

Tagged: #BAHAHAHAHAAAAA #kids say the darndest things

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roachpatrol:

rainbowbarnacle:

stabsinthe:

abbehtron:

When a thousand Mary Poppins came from the sky to defeat Voldemort

london you are drunk

*bursts out laughing*

Further proof Mary Poppins is a rogue Time Lady.

oh god i thought that was a joke
it actually happened omfg

Tagged: #BAHAHAHAHAAAAA

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Tagged: #BAHAHAHAHAAAAA #literally lolling

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Tagged: #avengers #BAHAHAHAHAAAAA #oh loki <3

jitmakesstuff:

literallybillykaplan:

docezio:

givenclarity:

docezio:

ok so everyone is freaking out over this all ‘OMG IT MUST BE LORD ENGLISH’S GUN’

but what if

it’s literally

new headcanon accepted until it is jossed in the next update

awetjak;l2k wait what if this is why he can’t draw

WE HAVE SOLVED THE MYSTERY

dear uu how can you type with boxing gloves on

crapfully yours
adam

okay this is good

11 months ago with 3,907 notes

Tagged: #homestuck #BAHAHAHAHAAAAA

thedoctorsmcnuggies:

tumblr: you’d have to be heartless to scroll past

me:

11 months ago with 14,874 notes

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symmetrydrive:

dysenterygay:

the only letters of the alphabet i need to know are U, S and A

same

11 months ago with 33,448 notes

Tagged: #BAHAHAHAHAAAAA #i will never not find these hilarious

thesilentsleeper:

yourcreepyuncle:

thesilentsleeper:

yourcreepyuncle:

“JAKE WOULDN’T STICK HIS DICK INTO DIRK IT’D BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND” I SCREAM INTO THE NIGHT

“IN A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP COUPLES TEND TO SWITCH ROLES EVERY SO OFTEN” THE NIGHT SCREAMS BACK

“FUCK YOU NIGHT” I SCREAM BACK

“OK BUT TOMORROW IT’S MY TURN” THE NIGHT COMPROMISES

11 months ago with 9,664 notes

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muukel:

arsenikisses:

sarkyfancypants:

bolindownariver:

So i was like “wow great PPG cosplays”
Then I saw it

CHOKES

wait what am i missing

hOLY SHIT

Tagged: #powerpuff girls #fffffff #BAHAHAHAHAAAAA

bravedowntheopenroad:

idiotblogger:

Remember the good old days when all the continents were still together

reblog if you’re a true pangaea kid

11 months ago with 16,222 notes

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bravedowntheopenroad:

idiotblogger:

Remember the good old days when all the continents were still together

reblog if you’re a true pangaea kid

11 months ago with 16,222 notes

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Tagged: #silent hill #cosplay #sailor moon #crossover #BAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Asexual porn movie

asexualaxolotl:

And in the part where the lead actress in her slinky negligee asks him if he’d like to come into the kitchen for coffee afterwards, she actually does make a pot of coffee and asks him about his wife and kids. It’s lovely.

1 year ago with 295 notes

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