September 2011
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Obsession is a dangerous thing: WRITING... →
rimbaum: I have this website. It’s called With Love Comes Obsession, or WLCO for short. Now, it’s being kind of sad and lonely on its Wordpress domain. My goal is to get it its own domain name with site mapping and forwarding. Through Wordpress.com, this costs a whopping $17 a year! Not…  Reblogging for greater visibility! …And because I have no money and feel bad for not being...
Sep 30th
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Spider Sushi: Dear Cartoon Network, →
widowingpowder: I’m certain that you’ve been receiving many messages about your forcible removal of the Mathematical video that suggests a possible romance between Marceline and Princess Bubblegum from your show, Adventure Time. While I’m here to tell you that it was wrong to do such a thing, I’m here to tell…
Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Updates on CeCe’s case (we need help making bail!) →
liquornspice: lucypaw: numol: Hi everyone, here are a few updates on the progress of CeCe’s case, and how you can support her! 1. Court/legal update 2. Bail money and collateral needed! 3. Upcoming meetings and community events ———————————— 1. **Court/legal update** This morning in court, CeCe’s bail was reduced to $75,000 with the following conditions: electronic home monitoring; no...
Sep 29th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
Fuck Yeah Retail Robin: You know, I never get to... →
fuckyeahretailrobin: So I want to tell you a story that happened in the grocery store I worked in as my very first job. It didn’t actually happen to me, it happened to a co-worker and some other people who had worked there before I got there. She told me the story during a 6AM opening shift when the store was…  I am immensely angered by the fact that people do this, even though I know...
Sep 26th
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Sep 25th
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Obsession is a dangerous thing: The reason I will... →
theglubbening: fuckyoumishacollins: jaywalkingpine: hiimspencer: This truly breaks my heart I pledge to read the printed word i actually want to cry. this is pathetic. everyone i know mocks me with the amount of books i buy, but lately i feel…  …Wait, people actually think e-readers will be the death of the printed book/publishing industry? wut. At least I am...
Sep 22nd
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Sep 20th
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Sep 20th
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Two churches located across the street from each...
tithenai: wizasaur: -prettyprettyplease: ultraball: paranoidrobot: …Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals? ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL.  WOW. EPIC CATHOLIC WIN. I LOVE THIS.  FREE DOG SOULS ON CONVERSION
Sep 20th
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TROLL JESUS WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GENERATION.
failcatfails: leaxington: knightoftacos: catnipaddict: mercykilledwithkindness: asklilnepetaleijon: theif-of-light: imperialdrone69: YOUR QUADRANTS MUST BE FILLED. TROLL OR ANOTHER SPECIES. YES HUMANS ARE ACCEPTABLE. HUMAN “BLOOD COLOR” IS DETERMINED BY THEIR EYE COLOR. CHOOSE YOUR MATE WISELY. (( By this I’d be a low blood )) (high) (Middle.) ((Middle woop)) ...
Sep 20th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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the likely professions for children born in each...
failcatfails: peacockstars: demonoflight: landofhomeandstuck: radioactivenarwhal: hannibalhuggbees: estherawr: >February >Artists SORCERY also I didn’t know serial killer was a profession my sister who was born in march is going to college to be a pilot i was born in may i intend to become a lawyer or A POLITICIAN… debt collectors fuck I’m gonna live longer than all...
Sep 19th
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Sep 18th
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Obsession is a dangerous thing: Send Me Numbers →
uwu: troublewith-thetrolley: quiteathreepipeproblem: sherlocksscarfandjohnsjumper: doctorleto: One. What is your middle name? Two. What are you passionate about? Three. Zebra or leopard print? Four. Do you have any fears? Five. Silver or gold? Six. Top…
Sep 17th
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Sep 16th
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Sep 16th
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Overruled: What language experts don't care about →
thegrammarnazi: Yes, there are plenty of grammar “rules” that your grade-school teachers may have taught you, but that you can ignore because language changes over time. (And also because following said rules to the letter may make you sound absolutely ridiculous. Trust your ears, folks.) Here’s an example: In your own usage, how should you decide whether it’s a rule you should follow? Well,...
Sep 16th
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Sep 16th
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Sep 16th
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Sep 15th
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The Importance of Being Guido →
There are no words only lulz.
Sep 15th
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Sep 15th
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Sep 15th
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Sep 14th
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During a Period
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why
Sep 14th
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Social Anxiety Test →
failcatfails: leaxington: peacockstars: demonoflight: eridan-sexual: princeofnope: terezisexual: “24- mild social anxiety” yeah i figured as much 54………. severe social anxiety i dont need a test to know im socially anxious Don’t need a test Still did it 54 Do I win anything for being a nervous wreck 44 it was the parties and scared of talking to people that did it in. ...
Sep 14th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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My views on sexuality
failcatfails: theway-out: If you’re gay, that’s cool If you’re a lesbian, that’s cool If you’re asexual, that’s cool If you’re bisexual, that’s cool If you’re pansexual, that’s cool If you’re straight, that’s cool If you’re asexual, that’s cool If you’re not sure, that’s cool If you hate on somebody for their sexuality, fuck you. This. This. A thousand times this. (Also, I added...
Sep 12th
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Invisible Illness Awareness Week
I saw this quiz and grabbed it because I like quizzes. 1. The illness I live with is: Epilepsy, migraines and ADHD. I might have others, but I have not been diagnosed and as such I will not mention them. 2. I was diagnosed with it in the year: A while ago. I think I was eight when I was diagnosed with epilepsy and the migraines (…I think), and thirteen or thereabouts when I was diagnosed...
Sep 12th
When people ask "So what do you like to do for...
rainbowballz: Oh fuck. Don’t say read fanfiction. Don’t say gay porn. Don’t say role play online. Don’t say lulz at memes. Don’t say gay porn. Don’t say obsess over fictional characters. Don’t say puzzles. Don’t say gay porn. Do. Not. Say. Gay. Porn. … .. . “CATS”
Sep 11th
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Sep 11th
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Sep 11th
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“AAAA NO NO NO NO MY VAGINA IS EXIT ONLY”
– failcat i love you (via leaxington)
Sep 11th
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Sep 10th
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Sep 10th
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Sep 9th
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Sep 9th
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Sep 9th
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Sep 8th
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if
imafreakingannaconda: i was a troll what do you think my blood color would be………….
Sep 7th
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Sep 7th
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Brb, Blackout. I’ll see y’all on Sunday.
Sep 3rd