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little girls are the worst in this game ugh I AM WITHIN YOUR STUPID PRICE RANGE STOP TRYING TO HAGGLE

13 hours ago with 1 note

spicy-vagina-tacos:

captindigorose:

faerielypsychic:

fuckyouimpurple:

Lavender Lemonade

4 tbsps (1/4 cup) culinary lavender*

2 cups boiling water

2/3 cup sugar

1 1/2 cups fresh lemon juice (about 8 lemons)

2 cups cold water

* Culinary lavender is lavender harvested for the purposes of cooking/eating. Please don’t buy the perfumed air-freshening kind because that is going to be utterly gross. Steep the lavender in 2 cups of boiling water for 15 minutes. Strain through a fine-mesh sieve and discard the lavender. Place the lavender tea and the sugar in a small saucepan and set over high heat, stirring until the sugar dissolves (you don’t have to put it over heat, but I do this because I’m impatient and want the sugar to dissolve faster and completely). Remove from heat and let cool to warm. Stir in the lemon juice. Stir in the cold water. Add more to taste. I prefer to keep mine on the concentrated side because I like to mix it with seltzer water when I serve it. Serve over ice. Makes about 6-8 cups depending on how dilute you want it.

My friend actually made lavender lemonade before and it’s delicious. Not sure if this is the same recipe, but stillllll

reblogging for the recipe

why the fuck else would you be reblogging

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dextronoms:

OK I AM SEEING THIS ASSHOLE ALL OVER MY DASH SO A PSA

The white dude, named Curtis Lepore, from this video ’assaulted’ (raped and got pleaded down to felony assault) his ex-girlfriend, named Jessi (who is one of the funniest, nicest viners).

I doubt you all knew this, and I only know because I follow her and USED TO follow him on Vine when the shit went down. So. Yeah.

13 hours ago with 12 notes

Tagged: #rape

actuallyadhd:

Heya, came across an interesting bit of research while perusing CNN’s website. The study looked at aggression and glucose levels. What caught my interest was the mention that self-control and aggression are linked and that it’s an energy-intensive and finite resource. This matches anecdotes I’ve heard from paramedics and firefighters. So, naturally, I thought about how, in ADHD, our filters are crap and we’re using up a lot of brain power trying to sift through piles of information to find important stuff. Combine this with the fact that many of us forget to eat can possibly make for very poor self-control and emotional issues. I guess the take away might be is that, if your health allows for it, have a snack when you start feeling irritable or scattered.

13 hours ago with 18 notes

friendswithfangs:

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13 hours ago with 568 notes

crackonthebarriersoftimeandspace:

instigatinglittleshit:

little-missandry:

legion-of-leijon:

Being a nice guy and being a “nice guy”: Know the difference.

There is LITERALLY no difference.

Women don’t owe you shit. We are not sex objects. Too bad if you’re sad about it. You don’t deserve anybody. You are not entitled to another human being.

That’s just how it works.

HOLY SHIT WHAT

IT’S PERFECTLY NATURAL TO BE SAD WHEN SOMEONE YOU’RE INTERESTED IN DOESN’T WANT TO BE WITH YOU

Jesus fucking Christ that’s not entitlement, that’s totally normal disappointment. 

There’s a difference between the first and second pictures and if you can’t see it then holy fuck, I’m sorry about your failing vision. 

It’s pretty simple:

Picture 1 scenario:

"Hi can I have a muffin?"

"no."

"ok ):"

Picture 2:

"Hi can I have a muffin?"

"No."

"WELL FUCK YOU YOU SLUT, I DESERVE THAT MUFFIN, I ASKED NICELY, WHY DOES NO GIRL GIVE ME FUCKING MUFFINS. GUESS WHAT I’M GOING TO TELL EVERYONE HOW SUPERFICIAL YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU WONT GIVE ME THE GODDAMN MUFFIN."

Tagged: #slurs

DO NOT SUPPORT JELLY BELLY THIS EASTER

prostitutepuke:

waitingfordesire:

Jelly Belly Chairman donates $5000 to help turn back the rights of trans kids in California to use the bath room and change rooms of their gender identity, not assigned sex.
Source: THE AGE

maybe this could be worded better. the legislation would make it so trans kids would be forced to use the restrooms of their assigned gender identity, not their true gender identity. this is offensive, will result in violence, and will definitely contribute to trans kids’ feelings of dysphoria and other things like anxiety, depression, etc.

13 hours ago with 11,626 notes

gourmetgaming:

Pokémon – Old Gateau

Difficulty: 1 Heart

With the return of Gourmet Gaming, I felt a return to the classics (in terms of both food and games) as a gentle ease in would be best. Pokémon recently enjoyed a resurgence in popularity thanks to ‘Twitch Plays Pokémon’ where gamers set aside their differences and took part in some (mostly) jolly co-operation in a bid to become Pokémon master. When it came to the Old Gateau, I decided to base the recipe on the traditional Japanese treat of Uirō, which is rather similar to Mochi in texture and taste. I decided only a sweet from the Edo period could have survived so long in the Old Chateau. I like to think maybe it’s the final tasty evolution of a Gengar…

Click ‘Read More’ for the full recipe!

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purplelyon:

I hate photographing/scanning pencil it’s so shinyyyyy
A pigeon-based dromeosaur jumping at something.

purplelyon:

I hate photographing/scanning pencil it’s so shinyyyyy

A pigeon-based dromeosaur jumping at something.

Tagged: #art

cutemetalhead:

by the way, since we’re talking about r/tumblrinaction, i just thought you should all know that they literally encourage their users to go through these tags to pick on people, so i’d be wary about tagging stuff so it appears in these tags.

as was stated before, a lot of redditors use an entry youre featured on to send you anon hate, reblog your post to unsafe people, etc. so they might find you through these tags. a good way to avoid this is to put letters/numbers/symbols after the trigger, so you could put say #ableism 890283948 or #fatphobia djflksjdfj or #racism /// (like i do!). make sure if you do this theres a space between the trigger and the letters/numbers/symbols.

if you’d like you can signal boost this so your followers know to watch out

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

18 hours ago with 104,944 notes

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coelasquid:

So you’re saying I’m watching a show about a guy named Fuzzypants

coelasquid:

So you’re saying I’m watching a show about a guy named Fuzzypants

“I don’t consider myself a feminist, I prefer to call myself a humanist or an egalitarian.”

  • Pseudo-intellectual white dude who prefers to imagine that he’s more enlightened than feminists and also is uncomfortable with the thought that he’s part of the problem and also has a incorrect conception of feminism. (via brighterthanroses)
  • Who also doesn’t understand that humanism doesn’t mean what he thinks it means. (via holyromanempress)

22 hours ago with 27,249 notes